I wish I could call you at midnight, mama.
Everyone else, Happy New Year. Go hug your loved ones.
We’re at Holiday Inn Express in Fort Worth. We’ve ordered takeout from Boston’s next door. The dog is hanging at Cara and Mike’s for the night. We’re going back in the morning to pick her up, say our goodbyes to the W’s, then it’s off to the airport for our million-and-one hour adventure back to Alaska. Once we land, we’ll be in -30*F weather in Fairbanks. We’ll have to stop at the grocery store, then drive 100 miles home. John has to go back to work Monday morning. I feel really bad that he’s not going to get a chance to get real sleep until Monday night.
Thirty degrees below zero, Fahrenheit. It might even be colder than that, what with wind chill and all. It was a balmy 80 degrees today. Buffle was basking in the sun in the M’s backyard. Poor furball is in for a shock when she gets home. We are too. I’ve been loving staying in tank tops and flip flops in December, though it’s been really strange spending Christmas without snow and without my mother.
To be honest, it truly hasn’t felt like Christmas at all. I think it may have been easier on me to be down here for the holiday. Mama was always such a big part of Christmas, it feels wrong not to have her here.
It’s been a great trip. It’s gone by really quickly; for having spent 2-1/2 weeks here, I’m not sure where all our time went. I know we spent a lot of damn time just driving.
Every last available bit of room in our luggage is taken up by stuff. I’m sure that I’m forgetting to get something for someone, but I’m sorry: I’ve run out of room. Stupid airline baggage weight restrictions.
Oh well. Time to eat and chill and hopefully sleep. Tomorrow is going to be a long long looooooong day.
Sort of. Almost. Not quite yet.
I’m all packed. Each suitcase is at 50 lbs. We haven’t weighed the duffle, but whatever it’s at is what it’s leaving at because nothing will fit anywhere else.
John left with John the Elder and JR to go to the airport and mail back some of the stuff that just wouldn’t fit. Like the statuette. And the Bevo that we won at Dave and Buster’s Christmas night (by the way, having dinner alone and playing games was awesome).
Yesterday we had exchanged a gift, done some shopping at Babies R Us, got a new prescription for me and my new amoxicillin allergy, ate at Dos Julios (formerly Old San Antonio Cafe, and better under old management), stopped at the S’s to say goodbye, came back to the house, and all passed out. JR’s cold is worse, or sounding worse at least. It’s settled into his chest. Started packing last night, and finished today.
We’ll be driving out of SA later on, headed toward Dallas/Fort Worth. I had wanted to stop at Ikea for some beautiful fabric, but probably will not do so as we have no way to get it back. Bummer. Maybe I can talk someone else into going for me. (Jenn?)
I think we’ve managed to get everything. My head hurts just thinking about 16 hours to get back home.
…on Tuesday I felt like a superstar, so I asked John to take me to a clinic. We got to a walk-in clinic at 2, and he dropped me off so he could go to the bank. I went in, and they told me they were refusing my insurance, yet I could be seen as a cash patient for a ridiculous sum of money. I politely told them to screw themselves. At 3:30, John finally got back. 410 was backed up. Traffic is that much fun in SA. We drove to one Gonzaba Med Center, and they told us to go to their walk-in/urgent clinic, right by where we just were. I waited for a bit over an hour there, but once I was brought back and actually seen by a physician — bam! Yep, you’ve got a full-blown sinus infection, here’s a prescription, bye-bye. So awesome (and I got to eat too, which this prego likes).
After going back to the house to retrieve my boy, whom I missed greatly by this point, we stopped at HEB to get my meds, then went across town to drop gifts off to my niece’s kids. The kids were all fine, and she and I managed to keep it civil for fifteen or twenty minutes. I don’t know if I could have done much longer than that.
Then we headed out to find a Babies R Us. There was supposed to be one on Rector St., but we didn’t see it. We went to the one by Ingram Mall, and I got to go in for like ten or fifteen minutes before they gave the closing bell-get-the-f-out announcement on the PA system. A quick stop for stuff at HEB, then back to the house.
Yesterday, Christmas Eve, we ate at Jim’s then headed back to the mall to do our shopping for each other. Yes, we both waited until the last possible moment. We’re awesome like that. We’re going to do that every year from now on, it was so much fun. Seriously, Ingram was insane, yet we were able to get a parking spot fairly quickly. I didn’t see anything I truly wanted to get him there, and he picked up something for me, but I did find a kick ass pair of jeans that make even my seven-months-pregnant-huge-ass look good so they were worth buying. Then over to a couple of other stores, and then back to the house where the rest of the family was waiting for us.
We dined quickly, then got to the gift-opening. Opening gifts with 7 small children and 8 adults can be quite entertaining. It was great, the stuff we got and gave was all awesome, and everyone had fun.
Late last night we drove around looking at lights. In Windsor, they have a lighting competition that is just insane — we saw things that must have been visible from outer space, and one house whose lights were synchronized to a low-power radio station they set up playing Christmas music. Absolutely nuts, but very cool to see. JR said “wow! wook at dat!” which made it all worth it.
Today, I’m not sure what we’re up to, but Merry Christmas.
Saturday, we started the day with Papa Taco (formerly Olivares, and John the Plumber’s sometime before that). Don’t ever eat there. I got sick, and it all just tasted awful to begin with. That afternoon, we tried to take JR to Kiddie Park but it was closed. They tried to take JR and Buffle to another park, but leash laws held them up, and JR had fallen asleep anyway. He refused to nap when he got back, and didn’t fare too well that night.
Sunday, we got up, got ready, and drove to Leander outside of Austin to spend the day with the S’s and the A’s. We had such a blast! It was awesome to get together with friends that we never see. Everyone’s kids are great and growing well. The husbands stayed at the S’s house while us wives headed out to do some shopping. We just had such a great time, and hopefully will get to see them once more before we leave. We got in late Sunday night, and JR finally slept soundly all night long.
Today, my MIL & SILs took me to the Menger Hotel buffet for a baby shower luncheon. Great food, beautiful hotel, fabulous gesture on their part, and another great time was had. It was also somewhat amusing because this cold has robbed me of my voice, so I had to speak in a shout in order to be heard in a whisper. Even the waiter tried to find a remedy, so I must have sounded like crap. After lunch we picked up a few things at the River Center Mall, and ran a few errands before getting back to Becca’s house to rescue the men from their child-watching duty. They had all graciously watched the kids while us ladies went out. We hung out for a while before heading out ourselves, dropping FIL off at the house before heading out to the now-much-dreaded Target for some more last minute shopping. Little did I know that half of San Antonio would be there too doing the same damn thing. Little Caesar’s pizza for dinner (yum and fast) and now I’m going to persuade the boy to sleep. I want to go to Ikea, Babies R Us, and Chuck E Cheese’s before we leave, so we’ll see when that can happen.
We didn’t do a movie with the S’s yesterday, as it was approaching JR’s naptime and he gets hella cranky. It was mostly a quiet day; we had lunch with MiMi and PoPo at Lisa’s, did some random shopping, and got to spend some time alone last night. MiMi and PoPo watched JR for us while we went to Retama Park to bet on some pretty horses. Don’t worry, we didn’t win a thing. JR was a bit overexcited to see us when we got back, and as a result stayed up until after 2 am with us. I also noticed last night that — drum roll please — he has a new tooth!!! A new molar has finally popped up on his upper right jaw!
Today, we went to an estate sale with PoPo, and picked up a couple of neat items. I got this pretty silvery stone-covered clutch, JR got some books, and John picked up a statuette by a W.Gregory. After that, we went to Half Price Books (awesome used bookstore that I wish we had in Alaska). JR had an impossible time getting down for his nap when we got back. John and John picked up some dinner for me while I listened to JR scream into his pillow instead of napping. We hung out here, watched Ice Age for the fifty-millionth time, John set up MiMi’s new computer, then John and I went to Target while JR stayed with PoPo (and MiMi, though I hope MiMi was able to rest since we gave her our cold).
I talked briefly to my brother tonight; any hot available senoritas are welcome to his email address since I can’t bring them back in my suitcase. Just so you know. And if you’re a hot available senorita that wants my brother’s email address, just let me know.
Sunday we’re having lunch with the S’s and the A’s in Austin; can’t wait to see you guys!
We ate a late breakfast at IHOP, and PoPo came with us. JR spent the majority of the meal under the table. It seems to be his new place to hang out. I’m certainly not crawling under there with him. Afterward, we all napped, hard. Quite nice.
We had dinner at Becca’s — she put on a wonderful spread of chicken enchiladas & rice. JR had a great time with the boys, and John had a blast playing Wii with them all.
There were a couple of bad-looking accidents on the way out of Helotes. And holy skunks! Talk about nasty smells! I’m so grateful we don’t have to worry about those on our Alaskan highways. We picked up some stuff at WalMart and HEB, then came back to pass out.
John got MiMi her gift today, and is in the back room assembling it now. We might do a movie with the S’s later on.
We left Delta Thursday afternoon. I had been sick for a day and a half with some uber-fun gastrointestinal bug, rendering me useless and miserable beyond belief. We got all our stuff packed on time though, without forgetting anything major. We did manage to forget the Christmas cards. I was so proud that I had gotten them all done, addressed, signed, ready to go, and on time… then I left them on the kitchen counter before walking out the door. Oh well.
We picked up a couple of last minute things at WalMart in Fairbanks, ate dinner at Gallo’s, then headed to the airport after dropping the truck off at the parking garage downtown. We got the dog situated with TSA, I had a brief glare-down with the security assholes about JR’s baby food, and fairly soon we were on the plane. JR was awesome on the first leg of the trip — he was so fascinated being on a plane and seeing all the other planes go by. It was a great distraction for me to watch his excitement (I’m terrified of flying). Anchorage to Seattle was another story; he was soooo tired, and couldn’t figure out how to comfortably fall asleep in his carseat while on the plane, and poor little guy was crying during takeoff and landing because of the pressure in his ears. It broke my heart. We had a three-hour layover in Seattle where we grabbed a bite to eat, then fell asleep in front of the gate. We nearly missed the guy announcing our flight, and all three of us were passed out on the way to Dallas.
Family friend Evelyn met us at the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport. Buffle was absolutely exhilerated to see us and get out of her kennel. John took JR with him to the car rental place, and Evelyn stayed with me at the airport. We got a bite to eat at this shady McDonald’s on the way to Cara’s house; it made me feel queasy, and gave John a great case of the same gastrointestinal fun that I’d had (which rendered him useless for the next 36 hours or so).
We settled in at Cara’s, JR hung out with the kids, we chatted it up, and eventually passed out. Saturday John slept all day, and JR wasn’t feeling too hot himself (ear tugging, crying, low-grade fever) so we didn’t go anywhere or do anything. I had craft time with Maddie and Ryan, making a countdown to Christmas. They really seemed to enjoy it, and Cara and Mike seemed to enjoy that I made it last a couple of hours. Sunday, which was also Tori’s birthday, we went to the Ft. Worth Zoo and had an absolute blast. JR still wasn’t feeling so hot and kept laying down on the ground so we put him in the Ergo on John’s back. We saw a rhino, and JR insisted it was a dinosaur. He loved the tigers, the elephants, and the carousel (which I rode on with him). Total protest when the carousel ride was over. Rosa’s takeout for dinner, some shopping at Target, then back to Cara’s to pack up our stuff. JR drew a couple of pictures for Uncle Mike, one of which he said was Uncle Mike himself (totally cute of him, and they’re now on Mike’s wall).
Monday we got ready for our road trip down to SA. JR had fully picked up a cold, and we had spread our gastrointestinal bug to the Ws. The cold front had fully arrived, making it windy as hell and mightily cold. Texas humidity and 30* weather with a 15 mph breeze make for bone-chilling conditions that even this Eskimo wasn’t too fond of. I know it gets damn cold in Alaska, but it’s a dry cold, making it much more tolerable.
We drove down to SA in our humungous rented Hummer (sweet ride, by the way), stopping in Waco for lunch. John let Buffle out in the parking lot behind Subway to let her run while I ate; he threw the ball before he noticed the six inches of standing, stagnant, putrid funk that Buffle of course immediately ran into. She got back in the truck, furiously licking herself, then looking extremely guilty for it, because anything that nasty that tasted that good to my stupid dog must have been something she wasn’t allowed. She kept hanging her head when I looked at her, which was mildly amusing, but mostly just stinky.
We stopped in Austin to get her bathed at a groomer’s next to Petco; when the groomer went to take her into the back, JR pitched an all-out fit, complete with little tears. I think he thought we were just letting someone take our dog away, and she’s his closest companion in Alaska. He was so inconsolably distraught that I almost told the groomer to forget it altogether. We took him over to Petco though to look at animals, and soon things were a little better. After Petco I went to Wheatsville. I love that store so much. The cashier was like two inches thick total, wearing a hat and scarf and coat indoors, complaining about the weather, wondering how on earth I manage to live in a place that inevitably hits -50* every winter, and called all manner of attention to both of us by proclaiming rather loudly that I said I was an Eskimo from Alaska. John was right; people really look at me like I’m a leprechaun when I tell them I’m an Alaskan Eskimo. Too freakin’ funny.
We got to his parents’ house in SA Monday night, caught up a little bit with Mona and John the elder, got unpacked, got something to eat, and finally got to sleep. I had amassed about 6 hours of sleep over the last two days at Cara’s, and crashed so amazingly hard. I woke up feeling like a new person, but one complete with new aches and pains. John and JR slept like rocks too, though JR had a little more trouble as he kept waking up to cough or gasp. His nose is still leaking like a bad faucet, but he has moments of utterly charming joy.
Mona made us eggs and bacon for breakfast (admittedly served at lunchtime since we didn’t wake up until after 11 am), and we hung out for a little while before heading out. We checked out a few stores I wanted to see in town. We went to Eden’s Baby to see if there were any good cloth diaper finds, and I was rather unimpressed with the selection. She had some very fine items for sale, all generously marked up, and nothing of note that I couldn’t find elsewhere for a better deal. Our local store, Blueberry Baby, in Fairbanks has so much of a better selection with better deals. After Eden’s Baby, we ate lunch at Canyon Cafe in the Quarry (where I got this awesome white chocolate pecan tamale as a complimentary dessert) and checked out some stores there. I went into Whole Earth Provision Co., where I walked out empty-handed; I literally could not justify a single purchase there because their markups were so ridiculous. And that’s saying something because I can almost always justify a purchase. I checked out Learning Express toy store, where I picked up a cute stuffed giraffe, a Schleich camel, and a great placemat for JR. We also went to James Avery, where we got matching wedding bands. They have so many beautiful shiny things that it’s hard to tear myself away from the store without going broke, but I always manage to show restraint.
Then it was a quick stop at Old Navy; I was looking for a hoodie because I wanted a warm layer, but wasn’t ready to bust out my Alaskan Carhartt jacket. The place was so unbelievably picked over, there was like nothing left. Then we were going to pick up some groceries at HEB, but JR’s nose sprung a leak and he had a little meltdown. So we’ve been hanging out at MiMi & PoPo’s the rest of the night. John left a while ago to play cards with Alex and get in the guy time I’m sure he’s been wanting.
I had an impossible time getting JR to sleep, though he’s finally down. I’m getting his cold, which makes me extremely grumpy as I just finally got over my last one before coming down here. Tomorrow I want to check out Babies R Us since we don’t have one in Alaska, as well as Sun Harvest, and possibly Ingram Mall. We’re having dinner at Becca’s tomorrow night, and it’ll be a blast to watch JR with the S boys. I’m tempted to hit up the LLL meeting Thursday morning. Friday I think we’re getting together with the gang, though I don’t know for sure. I think John mentioned Austin for Saturday, but I’m not sure about that either. Sunday I believe we’re going back to Bec’s for Christmasy stuff with her in-laws. Ultimately I’ve lost track of what our plans our now.
I’m off to find Sudafed for my newfound cold, then attempt some sleep.